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We Would Get Very… Harmonious Olympics-Type Games

We Would Get Very… Harmonious Olympics-Type Games


We got it all wrong with how our athletes compete during the Olympic Games. As it turns out, our united effort is actually quite divisive. But it wouldn’t be if North Korea had anything to do with it, and they would.

Under their rule, we’d get to enjoy what they call “mass games,” which are exhibitions where not dozens nor hundreds of participants, but thousands perform highly choreographed dances all at the same time.

Truth be told, saying that a couple thousand will take part is still selling it short. Sources claim there are over 100,000 people performing gymnastics, dances, acrobatics and other kinds of incredible feats simultaneously for a whopping 90 minutes!

In what is undoubtedly a breathtaking display of synchronization, we would have the “pleasure” of hearing these thousands of voices sing and chant their loyalties to those in power, like Kim Jong-un. (And we would most certainly have to sing along.)

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